He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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