am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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