Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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