there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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