Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Randomize