Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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