Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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