your thong is hanging out like whoa
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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