Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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