Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
