I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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