You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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