I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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