Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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