bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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