what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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