i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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