Quick, to the slutcave!
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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