i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Randomize