have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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