i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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