doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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