DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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