: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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