I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Randomize
