i don't plan on having that self control this summer
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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