bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
he laminated a picture of his dick.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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