All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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