So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
