The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
try to milk me bitch
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