She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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