Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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