Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Randomize
