So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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