What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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