Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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