god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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