Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
Randomize
