Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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