Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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