i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Your topless pictures make me question reality
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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