R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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