There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
