then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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