i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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