I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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