have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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