I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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