Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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