booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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