road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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