i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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