i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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