That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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